Open Letter...

Dear Baby G (as you are currently so affectionately named),

Mommy and Daddy are so excited you have decided to check-in to Hotel Greene, but Mommy has a few requests.

1. Please stop pressing on Mommy's bladder. It is very hard to teach a class when you have to pee every 10 minutes.
2. Please stop bouncing on Mommy's lungs and diaphragm. This locvely trick of yours was a great way to announce your presence, but it's getting old fast. Mommy cannot deal with shortness of breath for the next 7 months.
3. Mommy knows you will be the spitting image of Daddy, but honestly, you do not need to eat like him too. Mommy asks that you choose salads and fruit over the Mexican food and sweets, please. Her tummy can only handle so much spicy foods before it sends up a white flag.
4. Also, just to give you a heads up. We know you are still growing, but when you get bigger you may feel the urge to practice your soccer kicks. You have great genes for being a soccer player someday, but right now you should limit your soccer kicks, so Mommy is not mad at you.
5.We hope you enjoy your stay. We cannot wait to meet you in September, but please do not be like all of Mommy and Daddy's friends' babies and overstay your welcome.


Hope you like your temporary home, and we will see you soon.

Love,
Your Mommy & Daddy